Greetings from beautiful Damascus!

To read the beggining of Grammy Erma's story, click here.
To read her most recent installment click Here.

By: Grammy Erma J. Macintire

Hi blogger-friends!
It's me, Grammy erma again, and first off, does anyone reading know how to send an email? Unfortunately, my grandson refuses to help me beacause if he does he'll be tried for "treason", or he'll lose Instagram followers, or something along that line. Anyway, since I last wrote, I was forced to leave Moscow for violating some sort of "trade embargo" with the the united states. How as I supposed to make my famous chicken scaloppini without American chicken!?

Well, anyway, after leaving Russia, my options were very limited due to my previous online actions being "in high voilation of the UN human rights act" or "not swag" or something of that nature. But who was the one world leader who couldn't care less about this ruling? Good ole' Bashar Al-Assad, president of Syria! So here I am, in Damascus, waiting until further notice. But don't worry, old ermas got one more trick up her sleave! You see, when in Russia, I went looking around a top secret government facility where they were keeping me to find someone who knew why tumblr is spelled wrong, and bumped into a lab table. One foam fell into another liquid, and turns out I found a cure for the Ebola virus. Go figure. Well, anyway, I can use this cure to bribe Kerry and his friends on Capitol Hill to drop the treason charges in exchange for the cure, and the Grammy erma can return to her nice house in a Cleveland suburb.

Search: restaurants in the boston area

Oh, sorry. It's Grammy Erma here again, trying to figure out how to use "google". In any event I'm very happy to say hello to my cyber-buddies again. Well in case you don't remember, last we spoke I had "hacked" in to Bloggers "mainframe", accidentally posting on this blog. I also found a variety of credit card numbers, and top secret email addresses.  Now, I am considered the best hacker of my time, but I still wasn't able to figure out how to make a Facebook account. Now, I am being harbored in Russia for a multitude of crimes against the US government. The worst part is, for fear of being persecuted for treason, my grandson is no longer able to help me on my path to understanding the web. Which is why I'm here.  Go figure.   Well now I need to go, I'm being called away for a video chat with the Secretary of State. I just hope I don't need to set it up myself.

Is this working?

By erma macintire

Is this thing on? I still don't understand why my grandson won't let me type this on my type writer, I guess it's because it doesn't have cable or H.D. or something... Well anyway you might be excited to know that this Grammy erma's first time on the inter web,or X-box or something. I'm still getting the hang of it, so I have no idea if this post will go through or not. If it doesn't i really don't care, I just want to be able to book cruises using the computator, or microwave, or something. But my grandson left me with this computer and I somehow found my way here. Wait, here he comes. 

Now I'm being reprimanded beacause I "hacked" into one of googles "mainframes", and its " highly illegal" and that "this blog isn't even funny". All well, I knew computers weren't for me. Well, maybe I will do this again, but until that day, See you on the blogosphere, or Netflix, or something.