Monday, October 13, 2014

Name changes

Here at close to comedy, we believe that many organizations have trouble even living up to there own name. And how do we propose that we fix this problem? By changing there names of course!  So enjoy reading this delightfully humourous post that basically states that the world is going to cr@p.

1. Amazon.com needs to become Sendusmoneysowecansendyoustuffyouthinkyouneed.com
Has anyone ever actually thought about the name "amazon"? What does "amazon" have to do with making people spend all there cash on the web?Sendusmoneysowecansendyoustuffyouthinkyouneed makes alot more sense.

2. Walmart needs to become Mart
Considering the name isn't taken yet and Walmart is probably the largest store around, I think it can afford to be a little more general.

3. The United States government needs to become "the government" 
To prove that we are still a world power to all the haters (i.e the rest of the world), the US government needs to start by forcing a new name on all there friends. But china and Russia are still going to call them the United States government behind there back.