Monday, September 1, 2014

Coprehensive reviews for children's shows

1. Dog with a blog
Needs to focus more on a dog writing a damn blog, damn it!

2. Any Disney show made since 2003
A delightfully humorous and original story about a family that seems normal on the outside, but with one difference. The [insert-common-last-name-for-white-Americans here] have a [insert-small-and-harmless-yet-unrealistically-dull-detail here]!

3. Austin and ally
A story of a super famous pop star that only six-year-olds you frequently whatch his show know about.

4. Aurthur
I hear its like breaking bad, exept for four year olds.

5. WildCrats
Artfully done and- wait a minute, this is educational!?!? What is the meaning of this!?!?!? We need to stand up and ban the non-adventurey part of this show!!!!! Not that we care. We're adults who, um, don't care about the plot of a show marketed to four year olds.

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