Subliminal messaging

With all of the governments and corporations trying to control our minds today, it sincerly suprised me that there isn't a single crackpot website on the Internet that is entirely devoted to informing the public about those blood sucking devils in washingtons latest plan on corrupting our young. So, since the Internet has completely ignored conspiracy theories, here's a whole post on subliminal messaging!

1. MTV spelled backwards and very incorrectly is GLORRIFIES HYPERSEXUALITY  

2. The lyrics of "the alphabet song" can be rearranged to spell unspeakable phrases

3. Dead people look identical to the zombies that will one day rule the earth

 

5. Has anyone ever seen the president of the United States and Adolf hitler in the same point in time-space? Coincidence? I think not!

6. Every humanitarian born more than 120 years ago has died. Every. Single. One.

Are there more conspiracies we forgot to list? Tell us about them in the comments!