Introducing a new segment called "Things you'll never hear". This week, from Hulk hogan! Enjoy, I guess.
"Our trip to Sicily was Fabulous!" Or for that matter, "fabulous!"
"No, I'm never going to dye my hair. Are you crazy!?" Or, assuming he is not a hypocrite, "Are you crazy!?!"
"I'll need to think about that"
"The problem with America is...."
"But what I really like about her is her personality"
"Oh, sorry, I'm busy that day. I have my meeting with the Dali lama." Or for that matter, "Oh, sorry"
"Acai berries"
"If I regret anything in my life, its...."
"You know where's nice? France. I think I'll move there and start a vinyard"
"What do you mean in not heavy enough to go on this ride!?!"
"Please, show some class guys"
If there's one thing I hate, it's...
A)steroid users
B)fake sports
C)the corruption of the church
"If only there weren't so many good for nothing rednecks terrorizing the US economy!"
*no offense hulk
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