Introduction to the Church of the Enlightened Deity

Hello there! My name is reverend/imperial wizard Jim Roberts, and I'm here to talk about my life calling, the Church of the Enlightened Deity. My religion has been accused of being a "brain washing  cult" and having a "ridiculous backstory", but I'm here to prove the skeptics wrong. We are a group of intelligent and well rounded individuals who have found faith in our "enlightened deity". Together we have led charities to help the local poor community,  and led groups that help clean up our nieghbor hood. We believe our known universe is controlled by one being: this overlord has many names, but in human english she is referred to as Toto. Her earthly form is pictured below:

Now, this is where many people start to wonder, "you think a dog controls the world?", but I will be the first to tell you that our infinite goddess is anything but a dog. She holds all the knowledge imaginable to the human race. She has protected our sector of the cosmos in all seven Grytog wars.  And most importantly, she is our creator.  Her avatar currently exists in the northeast, and her "owners" unfortunately do not except her all powerful nature. With her red hot laser eyes, she could destroy our domain in approximately .0000000455 milliseconds. After death, you will become aware of her power, but if you did not acknowledge her in your living days, you shall be punished justly. So don't  wait! Send fifty dollars to  45 brigfield avenue, Shroudslyn, Mississippi. Come judgement day, you'll be glad you did!