Translated: traditional Korean formatted into modern English.
June 2nd:
Having tons of fun in Fiji!!!! My wife Ri Sol-ju and I have been enjoying the beach very much indeed. The sand is as white as marble, and as soft as silk, and the sunset lighting is ideal for the drone and missile training operations!
July 4th:
Hi again!!! We're in Tonga!!! It is beautiful here as well, though extremely quiet. Everything is quite tempered down today, as this day holds no global significance that I know of.
July 16th:
Bonjour from Tahiti, in French Polynesia!! After staying in Tonga the villagers lent* us some of their people to be servants as a gift. Played a little B-Ball here at the courts, showing off some moves. People need to learn its not about the dog in the fight, its about how much you threaten the referee at gunpoint!
August 1st: Heading to American Samoa which I hear is a very nice... uh oh.
*Note from TPF(Tongan Police Force) Maui Houwi, a village elder was held at gunpoint and forced to give his six daughters away as slaves to the Korean government on July 16th, 2014
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