If you are considering adopting a new fury friend, here are some products you shoul consider getting before hand.
Healthy food
It's important to keep your little guy on a healthy, steady diet.
Collar with name, address, and phone number
If your fine feline gets lost, there should always be a way for someone who wants to help to contact you.
Military level grenade launcher
For if your little fuzzball gets lost, with dogs.
A fast, fast car
For if your purr-fect pal gets lost, with cop cars on his tail.
20,000,000 dollars, USD
It's equivalent in Brazilian Real is also acceptable
A nice scratching post
Especially important for indoor cats
A good attitude
One of the most important things for raising a happy, healthy, cat. Almost as important as...
Mob connections!!
Remember a bored cat is a sad cat, and quite frankly if you don't have any ties to organized crime, there will be barely anything meaningful for your cat to do.
If you follow these guidelines kind kitty will have a ball catching mice and indulging in its three favorite things: catnip, money, hoes!
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