Tuesday, August 12, 2014

Just 3 questions for hollywood

Why is it that any decent action film has that one part in the movie where the particular vehicle the star is in goes into self destruct mode? I mean, hasn't he or she seen enough of Arnold Schwarzenegger's Predator to know not to be touching unknown buttons? I would think that screen ing that film would be part of commando training.

Don't get me started on sports movies. Why is it that virtually every sports movie is the story of how some loser makes it to the finals of WHICHEVER tournament, league, round he or she is in? And in the finals they face their archrival and win by a single point in the last second! Just once I'd like to see the under dog who "had a good run but got knocked off in the quarter finals."

Why the funny guy? I never liked the funny guy, when his name was Olaf the Snowman, when his name was hippie #2 in Forrest Gump, and so on. You know that if a movie isn't quite comedically par if the need to define one singular character as "the funny guy".

Is there a problem with movies that we forgot? Shame us in the comments!



2 comments:

  1. what about religious movies?

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    1. Yeah, they always seem to make the least superficial concept ever contemplated seem somehow superficial. You've got to admit, that takes talent on Hollywoods part.
      By the way, thanks for commenting.

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